A Housekeeper Raw

Three people working in the artificial intelligence department of a large corporation. One day, we are given the opportunity to alpha test our product... What greets them is none other than an android made to look like a human. The 30-day Android alpha test begins. 

"Do you have erectile dysfunction?" 

"I want to have sex too! Buy me the boxwood!!" 

"You have an ingrown toenail(?)"